Thursday, October 8, 2015

the golden gumdrop caper, part 6

by manfred skyline

illustrated by roy dismas and konrad kraus

originally appeared in the june through september 1956 issues of last stop - excitement magazine

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo


for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here





in our previous chapters, we met the notorious adventuress angie ricardo, recently sentenced to a long term in a federal penitentiary, who has been contacted by mysterious personages who propose to get her released, for their own purposes... finding herself suddenly free under even more mysterious circumstances, she stops by the roadside for a cup of coffee...



a little bell rang over angie’s head - not loudly, she barely heard it - when she pushed open the door of the cafe.

she saw a counter with only four stools. there was nobody behind it or anybody sitting on the stools.

there were two booths - one beside the window and another beyond it in the corner.

a woman in a faded blue dress with a waitress’s apron was rubbing her eyes and yawning in the corner booth, as if the bell over the door had awakened her.


there was nobody else in the place.

angie thought the woman looked familiar.

“need gas?” the woman asked angie, without looking at her.

“no, just coffee, “ angie told her. “if you don’t mind changing a twenty.”

“no, i don’t mind changing a twenty.” the woman got up out of the booth. she looked at angie for the first time.

their eyes met. the woman looked like she was starting to say something, then just moved behind the counter.


“just coffee? you sure?” the woman asked angie as she filled a mug.

there were some slices of pie in a glass case on the counter. they didn’t look too appetizing, but suddenly angie was hungry. when would she get a chance to eat again?

“i’ll have a slice of pie.”

“apple, pumpkin, or blueberry?”

the apple looked a bit gray and the pumpkin disgusting. “um - blueberry.”

the woman put the mug in front of angie. it looked scalding hot. she pointed to the cream and sugar on the counter.


then she looked angie in the eye. “i know you.”

angie put a few drops of cream in the coffee. “you think so?”

“you’re angie ricardo.”

what was the point of denying it? when you are made, you are made. angie looked up at the woman.

“and you’re ruth barry.”

“yeah. it’s been a few years, angie.”

“yes, it has.” angie looked at the coffee. steam was still coming off it. “so how have you been, ruth?”


“all right. running this place. me and bob bought it about three years ago. it’s a little busier in the day time.”

“i guess. how’s bob?”

“he had a little accident last year.”

“oh - i’m sorry to hear that. is he - “

“no, he’s not dead, just laid up. but he keeps busy.”

“that’s good.” angie took a forkful of the blueberry pie ruth had placed in front of her.

“yes, he is writing a book.”


“cool. what is it about?”

“the revolution.”

“oh? which one?” angie looked over at the clock on the wall. two minutes to four.

“all of them.”

“that should keep him busy.”

ruth laughed. “yes, it should, shouldn’t it? all the revolutions and what went wrong with them. and when he finishes it he will write another one - about the next revolution and how it should go right.”


angie nodded.“ that sounds like what the world needs.”

“yeah. say, you hear from rose much?”

“not so much.”

“but i do.”

“oh?” angie looked down at the pie.

“yeah, we keep in touch. we write long letters back and forth.”

“that’s nice. but you should be careful what you put in the mail. you never know who is going to read it.”


ruth laughed. “i wish we had anything to be careful about. it is not a problem these days,”

angie took a sip of the coffee, which was finally cool enough to drink. “she ever say anything about me?’

“all the time. she keeps good track of you, more than you do of her, i guess.”

“oh. i hope she gets her details right.”

“i am sure she has the big picture right. which is why i was kind of surprised to see you in here tonight.”


“i had a little trouble with the law. maybe not as much as rosie thought.”

ruth stared at angie for a few seconds. “then you should get in touch, put her mind at ease. i have her address, if you need it.”

“yes, that would be nice. i would appreciate it.”

ruth took a pencil and a little order pad out of her pocket and scribbled something. “you ever hear from any of the old gang?”

“not much. but you know who i did run into?”


“who?”

“ambrose. ambrose carter.”

“ambrose! of all people. i haven’t heard from him lately. and what was he doing?”

“driving a cab. in the city. i was going to look him up again but - events intervened.”

“i see.”

angie heard another voice beside her. “this is a cozy chat you’re having. what’s this about an old gang?”


angie turned. the speaker was a boy, about fifteen or sixteen, chubby, wearing the thickest glasses she had ever seen. they looked like opera glasses pasted to his face.

he had a surly expression, at least as much as he had any discernible expression with the glasses. angie smiled at him and he did not smile back.

“this is petey,” ruth told angie. “this is angie, petey, an old friend of mine and bob’s. say ‘hi’.”

“hi.” petey stated at angie. “i pump the gas. you woke me up. you need gas?”


“no thank you,” angie answered with a polite smile.

“then i guess i should go back to sleep,” said petey. but he didn’t move and kept staring at angie.

“so what do you do when you are not pumping gas, petey?” angie asked him.

“i’m a poet and a dreamer.”

“petey hasn’t decided if he wants to be walt whitman or joe hill, “ ruth added.

“joe hill, huh?” angie looked at petey. “so i guess you want to be a revolutionary as well as a poet and a dreamer.”


“i think the whole concept of revolution needs to be reevaluated.”

“maybe.” angie glanced up at the clock again. it was still quiet outside, but she thought traffic should start to pick up pretty soon.

“where are you headed?” petey asked abruptly.

“yon-“

“you don’t want to know where angie is going,” ruth broke in.

“she’s going to yonkers,” said petey. “what’s in yonkers?”


“probably nothing much you won’t find anyplace else,” angie told him.

“i’ve always wanted to see the wide open spaces of america,” said petey. “yonkers sounds like a good place to start.”

“yes, but not tonight,” ruth laughed.

“and besides,” said angie. “it feels like it’s going to rain. you wouldn’t want me to have to leave you off somewhere in the rain, would you?”

“i love the rain - the wind and the rain.”


“look, petey,” ruth said, “angie - might be - just might be laboring under a little misunderstanding with the authorities. all a mistake, of course, but you wouldn’t want to be picked up with her, would you? if that was the case?”

“i don’t know. it sounds exciting.”

“yes,” said angie, “it might be exciting if we had guns and were going to shoot at the police, but since we do not, there would not be anything exciting about it.”

“if you say so.” petey hung his head, acknowledging defeat.


“well, it’s been great talking to you folks, but i got to run.” angie picked up the coffee and finished it off. “what do i owe you?”

“ten cents for the coffee, fifteen for the pie. an even two bits.”

“i told you, i only have a twenty. “

“and i told you i could break it.”

“this doesn’t sound like revolutionary comradeship, making her pay,” said petey.

angie laughed. “i really came in here to break the twenty,” she told petey. “and besides, it’s not supporting the workers to not pay them for their work, is it? it is really a fat cat attitude to make a show of generosity. it is a demonstration of ownership, of the power of the bosses.”

“huh. you sound like you got all the answers,” petey said.

“that’s right,” ruth told petey, “back in the day, when she was no older than you are now, angie could talk dialectics with the best of them. even bob. she was a real firebrand.”

“i learned the lingo,” angie agreed. she handed ruth the twenty dollar bill.

part 7






Wednesday, September 30, 2015

the golden gumdrop caper, part 5

by manfred skyline

illustrated by roy dismas

originally appeared in the june through september 1956 issues of last stop - excitement magazine

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo


for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here





in our previous chapters, we met the notorious adventuress angie ricardo, recently sentenced to a long term in a federal penitentiary, who has been contacted by mysterious personages who propose to get her released, for their own purposes...


angie checked the glove compartment of the desoto one more time, running her hand over the whole interior.

nothing. nothing except the envelope with the two twenties, the book of matches, and the pack of cigarettes.

there was nothing written in the book of matches, unless it was in invisible ink.

the pack of old golds - nice of them to know her brand - was unopened, and she could not believe that they - whoever “they” were - went to the trouble of putting a message inside it and sealing it up again.


no, it made more sense that they did not want to risk anything - even the most cryptic note - that would point directly to the purpose and destination of the vehicle.

the only possible message was “ronnie’s “ on the book of matches. in yonkers , where dick richmond had told her to wait for a connection at the bus station.

so yonkers it was - at ronnie’s, or the bus station?

wait. could there be something in the trunk? maybe, but not likely. she would check it later. better to get away from here first.


she could not see it, but angie knew where the highway was.

the dirt road where the desoto was parked led in its general direction, with the desoto aimed down it.

she drove down the road with no lights . parts of the road were so narrow and so overhung with trees it was live driving in a tunnel.

she stopped when she got a glimpse of the highway. she took the bag of clothes and got out of the car and quickly changed into them. the night was cold, and she scratched herself a few times on the bushes beside the narrow road.


there were a shirt and a pair of pants and a dress. and a jacket. no hat. she put the pants and shirt on. they were a little loose.

a pair of shoes, also a little loose. but she did not want to wear the prison shoes. the new shoes had laces, she tied them as tight as she could.

throw the prison uniform and shoes away? she decided not to, not yet. they might come in handy if the clothes she was wearing got wet or torn or something. she stuffed the uniform and prison shoes in the bag, and put the bag in the back seat.


she realized she had not checked the back seat. but there was nothing in it, or under it.

she opened the pack of old golds. it was packed tight with cigarettes, no sign of a note or message. she took one out and lit it with the cigarette lighter from the dashboard.

finally she eased the car down off the dirt road and on to the highway and turned on the lights.

the highway was empty. the clock on the dashboard read 3:15.


she should reach yonkers just around quarter to six. perfect. the bus station would not be too crowded, but it would just be coming to life, not empty.

if nobody contacted her at the bus station, she would try ronnie’s bar or whatever it was. she hoped it opened before noon.

i should have looked in the trunk, she thought, as she rolled down the highway. there could be anything in it - a body, a suitcase with a million dollars in it or the crown jewels of russia…

*


the thin man took the ten of diamonds and placed it on the jack of spades. he had no place to put the five of diamonds. he shuffled three cards off the deck. six of hearts. no place to put that either.

behind him, dick richmond got up and moved to the bar. he hesitated, decided not to pour himself another drink after all, then went over to the window.

he looked at his watch. “i wonder if our girl got away all right.”

“she either did or she didn’t,” the thin man answered. he looked down at his cards. he needed a black seven. the seven of spades was already on the board.


“i need the seven of clubs,” he told dick richmond. “i can’t do anything without the seven of clubs.”

dick richmond peeked around the window shade at the dark empty street. “do you always play by the rules?” he asked the thin man.

“of course. when i am playing by myself.“ he swept all the cards up off the table and began shuffling for a new game.

dick richmond went to the bar and poured himself a drink. just a little one.

*


angie turned the car radio on. she got a station from pittsburgh.

the music was o k, but the disc jockey talked too much. she tried to find another station.

she got nothing but static and turned the radio off.

she couldn’t stop thinking about what might be in the trunk.

maybe this whole thing is just setting me up for a murder rap or worse, she thought. another mile and state troopers will pull me over and find who knows what?


it sounded crazy, but crazy things happened.

like what was happening right now.

she decided to pull over at the next gas station or roadside cafe - even if it was closed. and check the trunk, just so she wouldn’t keep driving herself crazy.

as soon as she made up her mind to do this, she saw a little place. one pump, and a little shack of a cafe with a dim light in the window.

she turned in, driving over gravel. if there was anybody in the little cafe, they would hear her.


there was a sign in the window. she could barely make it out. it said “open all night.”

but nobody came out to see if she wanted gas.

she opened the trunk.

it contained a spare tire, and a jack and some other tools.

no body, no suitcase, no million dollars, and no crown jewels of russia.

angie laughed. i am getting soft, she thought - soft in the head - and losing my nerve.


she decided to get a cup of coffee if the place was really open. and break one of the twenties. she did not need gas, the tank showed almost full.

she noticed how the temperature had dropped. and it felt like it might start to rain again.

she closed the trunk and took the jacket she had been provided out of the back seat. she put it on, it was too big, and the sleeves came down over her hands.

she rolled the sleeves up, took the cigarettes and matches off the front seat, and locked the car.

a single raindrop hit her on the head. she waited a few seconds, but no more came.

she headed for the door of the shack. the gravel crunched loudly beneath her feet.

part 6






Friday, September 25, 2015

the golden gumdrop caper, part 4

by manfred skyline

illustrated by roy dismas

originally appeared in the june through september 1956 issues of last stop - excitement magazine

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo


for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here




another day in the maximum security ward of the women’s federal prison in b—————.

outside, a gray sky with a threat of rain.

inside, business as usual.

angie lay on her bunk reading the battered prison library copy of “anthony adverse”. all the others had gone down to mail call but she had not bothered.

“hey, princess, iron mask has something for you. she asked us to tell you real special.”


angie looked up. collins and marrero were standing over her bunk and grinning own at her.

collins had killed three husbands and marrero two bank guards in a holdup. they liked to think of themselves as ruling the ward, but with only eight inmates in the ward and guards right there all the time, they were mostly just talk.

“i think it’s so sad, “ collins went on, “that a sweet-looking kid like you don’t get more mail. you don’t even go down to check.”


“that’s right,” marrero said. “you should go down and check every day. because you never know, do you?”

angie put a marker in the book and sat up. slowly, careful not to brush up against either of them.

“you’d think a cute number like this would have half the men in america writing to her asking for her picture, wouldn’t you,” collins smirked. “but maybe they know something we don’t.”

angie let them run on. she didn’t want to antagonize them, and eventually they would move away.


“too bad about that big fat book you’re reading,” said marrero. “looks like you might not have time to finish it.”

angie started slightly. what were they talking about? were they threatening her?

collins laughed. “oh, that got her attention, didn’t it?”

“that’s right, cupcake,” marrero said, “you got a little note from the parole board. gee, and it seems like you just got here, don’t it, sally?”


parole board? had the lawyer, dick chandler or whatever his name was, been able to work that fast?

angie looked up at marrero. “did officer grumbowski actually tell you i had a note from the parole board?” she asked slowly.

“no, but i know a parole board letter when i see one. i been looking for one for myself for fifteen years.”

*

“well, missy,” iron mask greeted angie, “it looks like your lawyer friend knows his onions. or knows where some bodies are buried, or something.” she handed her a thin letter.


the letter did indeed have a stamped return address of the federal parole board. angie ripped it open.

it was just a note. angie quickly scanned it.

“friday,” she told iron mask.

“this friday? three days away?”

“yeah.” angie stared down at the note.

“that was quick,” iron mask said.

almost too quick, angie thought. richmond - that was the lawyer’s name, dick richmond - better know what he was doing.


for one thing, he had agreed to provide her with some kind of jive story about a job waiting for her. well, he would either write her or come in again before friday - and saturday was visiting day - or he wouldn’t.

“you don’t have much time to get prepared,” iron mask interrupted angle’s musings.

angie shrugged. “who needs time to get prepared? just tell them the truth, that’s all you got to do.”

“ha ha ha! that’s what i like about you, missy, your sense of humor. you will lose those pretty looks, but never lose that sense of humor.”

*


dick richmond did not contact angie before friday, either in person or by mail.

she was left to wonder what was going on as she was driven to albany for the parole hearing.

rain poured down the whole ride to albany, and neither the driver, nor the two guards flanking her in the back seat, were talkative types.

it turned out her hearing was a special one, and there were no other prisoners having their cases heard.


the three members of the parole board - a man and two women - were seated at a table against the front wall of the hearing room. they watched without speaking as the guards brought angie in and took her handcuffs off. it seemed to angie that one of the two women looked very hostile.

there were two rows of seats against the back wall, and one of the guards motioned to angie to sit in the front row.

a table and two chairs were positioned directly in front of the board members, apparently for the petitioner and a lawyer.


there were no spectators present.

there was no sign of dick richmond.

the clock on the wall said ten minutes to two. the hearing was scheduled for two o’clock.

“well, at least she is on time,” said the man, who sat in the center of the threesome. “unlike her lawyer.”

“should we wait for the lawyer?” asked the hostile looking woman. she looks like a nun, thought angie.

“of course we will wait,” the man replied in a soft patient voice. “we will wait until the scheduled time of the hearing, at least.”


at five minutes to two, dick richmond rushed in, with rain drops glistening on his camels hair coat. he glanced up at the clock.

he held up his hand to the man. “please! i apologize for my lateness! a few words with my client, if you will.”

the man laughed. “of course. but don’t try our patience.” the two women grimaced, but said nothing.

the guards moved away and dick richmond took a seat beside angie.


he whispered in her ear. “ i’m sorry about this. some things didn’t go as planned. they tell me you are a cool customer - all i can say is, keep cool and get through this. and everything will work out. i repeat - everything will work out.” then he turned to the board members with a big smile. “all right, i think we are ready to proceed.”

“thank you, counselor,” the man replied drily. he pointed to the table. “both of you come forward, please.”

“let’s get on with it,” said the woman on the left, the less hostile looking one, when angie and the lawyer were seated. she picked up a paper from the table in front of her.


“i must say this is a very curious case, “ she finally said. “the prisoner has served eight months - i repeat, eight months, not eight years - of a twenty to forty year sentence and is up for parole? on a special hearing? very curious.” she pushed her glasses down on her nose and looked at angie. “what have you to say, miss ricardo? why, exactly, should we be giving you parole at this time?”

“because i feel i can be of more value to society out of prison than in it,” angie replied. “and because i am sincerely sorry for my crimes and the harm they have done.”


“let me ask you,” the woman continued, “do you have any particular employment waiting for you, where, as you put it, you can be of more value to society?”

angie managed not to glance at dick richmond as she answered. “no, ma’am, but if i am paroled i will make every effort, i assure you, to find an honest job as soon as i possibly can.”

the man spoke. “you are aware, miss ricardo, are you not, that in addition to the twenty to forty years you are now sentenced to, there are a number of outstanding warrants against you, not only in this country, but in europe and south america? “


and egypt and asia, too, thought angie, but she answered, “yes, sir, i know that.”

“if you are paroled, some or most of these jurisdictions may, as we say, spring into action. you understand that?”

“yes, sir.”

the man shrugged. “i have no more questions.”

“but i do.” the angry looking women on the man’s right finally spoke. “i have a question for miss ricardo.”

angie turned to face her. “yes, ma’am.”


“are you, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?”

“no, ma’am.”

“are you sure? i have documents here which seem to indicate otherwise.”

“no, ma’am, i was never a member of the american communist party. though i understand why you might be mistaken as to that. my parents died when i was just a little child, and i was brought up by my older sister, rose, who was a member - sometimes the only member - of the people’s united resistance party, a small group that never had more than - “


“resistance party? resistance to what? to the american dream? to everything decent?”

“no, ma’am. i love the american dream, and will try to pursue it myself if just given the chance -“

the man and the woman on his left both laughed.

it did not get any better. dick richmond down looked at his folded hands and never spoke, but cleared his throat a few times as the hearing proceeded.


finally it was over. dick richmond told angie to keep her chin up, grabbed his briefcase and disappeared.

“i hope i at least get something to eat out of all this,” angie said to the guards as they put her handcuffs back on and started to lead her back to the car.

“a sandwich,” one of them said. “the same sandwiches we are going to have ourselves.”

“she can have mine if she wants it,” said the other one. “i’ll wait for my old lady’s home cooking.”

*


that night angie had a dream in which she was on a mississippi riverboat playing poker with dick richmond, governor thomas dewey, mrs roosevelt, stalin, and her old associates tommy sullivan and frisco johnny ramirez.

frisco johnny was tugging on her arm, saying, “look out the window, babe, at the misty moonlight… in the misty moonlight…“

he kept tugging on her arm.

angie woke up.


iron mask was tugging on her arm. the dorm was dark and the others were all asleep, some of them wheezing or snoring.

iron mask held her finger to her lips. she nodded back at the door, which was open to the corridor.

angie got up groggily, quietly slipped her uniform and shoes on and followed iron mask.

they walked down the corridor. iron mask opened a small door that angie had never seen opened before.


she led her down six floors of narrow winding stairs to another small door, which said “emergency only” on it.

iron mask spoke for the first time. “listen carefully. when you get outside, stay against the wall and take a right until you come to a door in the wall. keep your eyes open, you could miss it. it will be unlocked. go out, walk down the road and there will be a car. the keys will be in it, and some clothes and a little money.” she opened the “emergency” door just wide enough for angie to slip through.

“just go,” she said, when angie hesitated.


angie went outside. the door closed behind her. the night was cold and the ground was wet, but the rain had stopped.

she found the door with no problem, and went through it. but where was the car? she started walking.

she finally came to it, a black 1947 desoto. the door to it was unlocked. the overhead light did not come on when she opened the door and slipped in.

there was a bag on the front passenger seat. she felt it, it felt like clothing.


she opened the glove compartment. the car keys were in it. and an envelope. the envelope had a couple of bills in it. she squinted at them in the dim light - just a couple of twenties. how far was she supposed to get with that? she thought there might be some kind of note with the money, but there was none.

now what? at their first meeting dick richmond had mentioned the bus station in yonkers.

the only other things in the glove compartment were an unopened pack of old golds and a book of matches.

the matchbook was black with gold lettering - “ronnie’s - yonkers new york”

part 5